(Jon Carey is our Hawkeye after all. Not that I am saying that Caroline is going to turn out to be a Skrull and then Carey will then go crazy ass genocidal for an alien race or anything like that.)
Q: Where do Spider-man's webs come from?
Caroline: His wrists.
Jon: How do they come out?
Caroline: They go CHOOM!
Jon: No no no, I mean, is there a machine there?
Caroline: No, it just comes out his arm. Because now he is a spider-dude.
Q:Who killed Superman?"
Caroline: I didn't even know he was dead.
Jon: He died once. Years ago.
Caroline: That green glowy shit. Krypt-tow-nite. Or that bald guy. Lex Luthor.
Q: What is Magneto the master of?"
Q: What holiday does Luke Cage think is sweet?
Caroline: Probably... Valentine's Day.
Caroline: Because it's sweet.
Q: How many Robins have there been?
Caroline: Like five. (Without missing a BEAT.)
Q:Who is Green Arrow married to?
Caroline: Ooooh, that chick in Secret Invasion who came back and he was like 'oh, shit, I thought you were dead.' Oooooh, you told me this. She's a superhero. But I don't know her name. She flies? And she got an abortion?
Jon: Okay. First off. You're talking about Hawkeye.
Jon: Who isn't Green Arrow.
Jon: Who's HIS wife?
(After explaining that Green Arrow hangs out with Batman in a different universe, she guessed Catwoman and I let it go.)
Q: How far into the future are the Legion of Super-Heroes?
Caroline: 2583. No unit of measure given, none asked for.
Q: What is Aquaman's real name?
Caroline: Namor... I know they're two separate people. They both hang out in the water. Like it's a giant kiddy pool.
Jon: Arthur Curry.
Caroline: I would not have known that.
Q: What is Robin's real name?
Caroline: I don't know.
Q: What is The Thing made of?
Caroline: SWAMP! ...oh, no no, rocks and clay and shit.
Jon: Yeah, fine.
Caroline: And in Batman, he said he couldn't stay human for long, because it's like tensing a muscle.
Jon: ...that's Clayface.
Q: What was the name of the 'Justice' superhero team from the 1940s?
Caroline: The Justice League.
Jon: No, but it was a terribly worded question.
Q: What is the Thing's favorite 'time'?
Caroline: Like, year-round or daily?
Jon: We're just going to move on. Eh, clobberin', dear, clobberin'.
Caroline: OH! CLOBBERIN' TIME! ...that counts, right?
Q: What mood do you not want to see Bruce Banner in?
Caroline: Angry. Slash green.
Q: What animal does Mary Jane Watson like to call Peter Parker/Spider-Man?
She just named a bunch of animals. Moving on.
Q: How many claws does Wolverine have?
Caroline: Eight. Wait, I take it back. That's a trick question, because his whole body is... titanium... or uranium.
Caroline: Yeah! If you DON'T count his feet, EIGHT.
Q: When Billy Batson says 'Shazam', he gains the attributes of six legendary figures. Which figures, what attributes?
I'm didn't even ask this one because I'm pretty sure I don't know the right answer offhand. Moving on.
Q: Who was the model for Captain Marvel's face?
Caroline: Your mom.
Q: Where do Superman's powers come from?
Caroline: The planet Krypton.
Q: What is Superman's secret identity?"
Caroline: (incredulously) Clark Kent.
Q: What city does Superman and The Batman call home?
Caroline: Batman is Gotham. Superman is... somewhere on the east coast... in the north east... near Lois Lane... near the Daily Planet... probably New York?
Q: What is the only thing that hurts Superman?
Jon: There's two other things. I think we've had conversations about this.
Caroline: Green Lantern is yellow.
Jon: Yeah, good.
Caroline: Water? Fish? Aquaman?
Jon: Aquaman. Is one of the three things that hurts Superman.
Caroline: Dude, Aquaman hurts Superman SO HARD.
Jon: Magic and vampires.
Caroline: The fuck?
Q: What is the name of Superman’s girlfriend?"
Caroline: Lois Lane.
Q: Name Superman’s archenemy.
Caroline: Lex Luthor.
Q: What weekly comic does Judge Dredd regularly appear in?
There was literally no way she knew this one.
Q: What is Alfred's surname?
Caroline: Jameson. Butlerface.
Q: Who is Cable?
Caroline: The stuff that goes in the TV. No, Cable... is real strong... and he transmits telecommunications information... into YOUR BRAIN. Does he wear sweaters? Maybe he knits.
Q: Who is/was Steve Rogers?
She tried to guess by looking at my bookshelf, saw the Defenders,
Caroline: he's... a Defender?
Caroline: He's... an Avenger?
Jon: Yeah. Yeah, he was an Avenger. Name some Avengers.
Caroline: Uma Thurman. Ralph Fiennes. In a Dum Dum Dugan hat.
Jon: Those are... different Avengers.
Caroline: Oh. Then I don't know.
Q: What does "THWIP" mean?
Caroline: It's when you go THWIP with a web.
Q: What is Captain America's weapon of choice?
Caroline: His star-shield.
Q: Which super-group is from the distant future: the Avengers, the Fantastic Four, the Legion of Super-Heroes, or the Justice Society?
She got it right, but that only proves she was here for question seven.
Q: What is Doctor Doom's real name?
Caroline: What's he from?
Jon: Fantastic Four. He's your boy, Julian Whatshisface?
Caroline: Oh, what's the question?
Jon: What's his real name?
Caroline: The New Hotness. I don't know. Steve Sanders?
Jon: Steve Sanders changed his name to Doctor Doom?
Caroline: Wouldn't you?
Jon: Wait, wasn't Steve Sanders on 90210?"
Q: What color pants does the Hulk always wear?
Q: Do superheroes ever kill?
Q: What comes with great power?
Doctor Doom is the new hotness? Your girlfriend wins this game FOREVER!
Yeah, that Justice Society question is terribly worded. And I submitted it. Not my finest moment.
That said, I loved this whole week. Great stuff, bloggers and participating relatives!
Well, Aquaman does have a magic water hand, so it's possible he'd be harmful to Superman ;)
Excellent work. I'm slightly disappointed that no-one got the Judge Dredd question. A serious blow for my patriotism there. Ah well.
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