Aquaman, inexplicably, knows alot of magic tricks.
Superman has SUPER-strength because he tells you and then shows you.
If you're in trouble, a monkey carrying a bucket will come to your rescue.
When you learn a lesson, laugh.
We missed out on some epic Black-on-Black violence with Black Vulcan vs. Black Manta never happening.
Being evil looks like a lot of work.
Japanese: Kaze no Yō ni Hayaku!
Plane-pooling's for chumps. If there's trouble, take The Invisible Jet AND The Bat-Jet.
Superman never teamed up with minorities.
All problems can be solved in 22 minutes.
Native Americans can talk to monsters and hang out in the forest.
Beware the forest.
Wonder Woman probably has the keys to your house and will make you do crafts.
It takes Superman and Green Lantern to stop a rampaging elephant.
An elephant weighs 10,000 lbs.
Batman and Robin count as one.
Dr. Natas has one hell of a story that's not being told.
The opening sequence of The Superfriends where Aquaman surfs on top of two dolphins while waving just may have been his greatest moment ever.
If you scream like a little girl while in danger, The Superfriends will not judge you.
If Kryptonite's around, Superman will leave your ass out to dry.
Did YOU learn anything from watching The Super Friends?