[Industry] - we will not hike the prices on comics, in fact we will try to figure out ways to lower the cost of comics
[fans] - we will not continue to buy books which we no longer enjoy
[DC] - we will not have another crisis this year
[Marvel] - we will stop issuing every collected edition in hardcover first
[DC] - we will respect the fact that Watchmen does not need a sequel...or a prequel
[Si Spurrier and Frazier Irving] - we will finish Gutsville this year
[Warner Bros.] - we will not make a bad Green Lantern movie
[Ed Brubaker] - I will continue to be amazing
[DC] - we will put out trades of Chuck Dixon's Birds of Prey and John Ostrander's Suicide Squad
[Marvel} - we will put out trades of Gail Simone's Deadpool
[Frank Miller} - I will retreat from public life and live like a hermit, sparing the outside world my 'vision' and opinions
[John Byrne] - I'll follow Frank's lead
[Alan Moore] - I'll come out of hermitage and produce a work that will make people forget Zach Snyder's Watchmen and weep before its glory. It will net me a Pulitzer and change the world, if only a little bit.
[Barak Obama] - I'll lead America to new prosperity, reclaiming the esteem of the world and providing inspiration for a better life for all... also, I'll proclaim my love of comics whenever possible, mandate that libraries carry graphic novels, and supplant Kim Jong-Il as the most powerful geek on the planet.
[Image] - We will endeavour to solicit mini-series accurately, more often as quarterly, rather than monthly, setting proper expectations.
[Cullen Bunn and Brian Hurtt] - We will have more Damned this year
[Greg Rucka] - I'll give up on Batwoman and go back to Queen and Country
[Some HBO or FX or Showtime executive] - We will fill the void of TV mediocrity with a kick-ass Queen and Country adaptation.
[AMC] - We will acknowledge that we should never have attempted to remake the Prisoner, but promise fans will be pleasantly surprised.
[Boom Studios] - We will make Pixar comics that are so dang good and so incredibly affordable that they will draw tens of thousands of new, younger readers to comic books.
[DC/Marvel] - we will finally figure out this whole digital comic thing.
[tech industry] - we will make an affordable, portable digital comic book reader, like a color version of the Amazon Kindle.
[fans] - we will finally figure out if we prefer our comic books to arrive on-time but with fill-in art teams, or if we would rather have our stories done all by the same team whenever they get around to finishing it up.
[James Turner] - you will see my follow-up to Rex Libris this year and you will be amazed.
[mainstream] - we will take more risks - which does not mean more death, swearing or nudity - making better stories, and increasing readership.
[on-line media] - we will pay equal attention to books that aren't produced by DC or Marvel, focussing on what's good, not hype.
[YOU] - will enter your Comic Book Resolutions in the comments